Quotes About Sarcasm

Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.

My haircutter figured out I whine less if I'm under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven't given me a Brazilian wax.

I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!

Wit is educated insolence.

I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery.

All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.

To my mind, a well-developed sense of humor is the surest indication of a person's humanity, no matter how black and bitter that humor may be.

Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs.

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.

I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!"

Satire is moral outrage transformed into comic art.

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.

My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.

You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.

If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.

If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.