Quotes About Sarcasm

We're all f***ed, it helps to remember that.

Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand.

Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personæ folded in her hand.

Chiunque osservi con attenzione la convergenza furtiva dei destini umani, scorge una lenta preparazione di effetti che una vita esercita su un'altra, che ha l'effetto di una calcolata ironia sull'indifferenza o sullo sguardo gelido con cui guardiamo il nostro vicino non ancora conosciuto. Il Destino sta in attesa, sarcastico, tenendo i nostri dramatis personae stretti in pugno.

Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost like they feel like they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

You know how I know I'm white? I can cry myself out of a parking ticket.

Grudges don't simply disappear. And I know that no matter what people tell you to comfort you, it just sounds like sarcasm." ~ Aunt Monica

Ooh, a plan," echoed Jack, with utter cotempt. "Wellhooray for that.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

I know," I said. "I'm working on being as stupid as everyone else but I'm not there yet. I'm hoping more drugs will help. They say they kill brain cells.

Emma sounds like an old maid. Sutton's way better." - Nisha Emma pursed her lips, but I couldn't help it. I burst out laughing.

Like he was trying to make it the Four Seasons of kidnapping situations.

We mock because we love. You know that.

Going beyond sarcasm straight to out-and-out insult is delicious, like wriggling out of a pair of Spanx.

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

On 'Meet the Press' yesterday President Bush was asked what he would do if he lost the election and Bush said, ''Phhh, you mean like last time?'

The last time I had this much fun was a root-canal operation.

You know, you have to be an optimist, a pessimist, sarcastic and pleasant all at the same time to be a photographer.

We're comic. We're all comics. We live in a comic time. And the worse it gets the more comic we are.

And to kill time while awaiting death, I smoke slender cigarettes thumbing my nose to the gods.

Does FBI mean Federal Bureau of Idiots?

L'ironie dénonce, le cynisme autorise.

Son chispazos de humor que se agradecen, que revelan que en el interior de ese ser «podrido de literatura» había picardía, malicia, vida.