Quotes About Sarcasm

sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all.

If a person ever wanted to capture you three," she said, "he'd just have to bait the trap with a pot of coffee." Will nodded. "And we'd go gladly," he agreed.

Wat kan mij zijn pijn schelen?' snauwde Maddie. 'Ik vind het een fijne pijl.

Will raised one eyebrow sardonically. 'Glad to hear it,' he said. 'Pity I missed you.

What am I doing wrong?" He inclined his head at her. "Oh, do you think someone as dumb as me might be able to tell you?" he asked in a mock-sweet tone.

Sarcasm... the protest of those who are weak.

As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people who are weak.

skidding v. intr. the practice of making offhand comments that sound sarcastic but are actually sincere and deeply felt.

Bullshit. Your life?" Rush said sarcastically. "Bullshit. If I lose, I go to prison. If you lose, you go to lunch.

Go to hell." Io said. Rudolf nodded. Then he picked up his raincoat, turned around, and went to hell. Up to then, I hadn't been impressed by the quality of the writing, but that ending blew me away. He turned around, picked up his raincoat, and went to hell.

He uses air quotes, which makes him seem like such a boomer. "I appreciate it.

If beaks could smirk, she would have sworn him to be smirking.

We're fucked," Seeker confirmed. "Welcome to fairytales. Have a nice day. Canapé?

It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!

Sarcasm doesn't grow on the same stalk as humility.

Ah, the ancient language of sarcasm. How it suits you." "Why thank you, petal. It is one of my many talents, and I happen to be fluent in the language." I dazzled him with my smile. "You need to give me a manly nickname." "You haven't given me any reason to give you one yet." "That's harsh.

He shook his head. "Not a bit of it. When I arrived, I was small and dark and ugly. The perfect quarry for every bully. And then, one day, I grew tired of it. I had discovered that sarcasm and wit could be far more effective than fists. The duller-brained the boy, the more others laughed at my bons mots. And so I became a nasty bit of goods in my own way, fighting with words where I could not fight with fists.

Sometimes I rant, in a comical way, about how the gods give with one hand and take with the other.

It's rare in satirical comedy not just to be cynical.

I'm always dissing Ray and making fun of him, talking about his money.

I like grown up comedy.

I'm no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it's Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It's not nice.

All right, funny man. Some of the shite I've seen in the last couple o' years makes AIDS monkeys sound downright sensible.

So I want to thank the Pentagon, the Soviet Union and the military-industrial complex from the bottom of my heart. Without them, I could never have become the man I am today.