Quotes About Sarcasm

You might want to put some clothes on' suggested Jace 'I'm all for the bra and panties look, but you don't want the Silent Brothers to die of excitement

Mockery is just hate's patina, and every laugh is vicious.

I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium."

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I didn't have that much time.

The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.

Everyone who believes in psychokinesis raise my hand.

I donated my body to science...fiction.

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.

The voice was spined with sarcasm, but there was a fearless confidence about it that filled Shemyaza with angry terror. He felt helpless, hanging there within the crystal, enveloping the lightless chill of the nameless presence.

Beth and I read the message speechlessly; the unctuous words seemed to drip with Avirzah'e's innate sarcasm.

Verity grimaced, wondering whether she could stomach a whole evening of Barbara Eager's forced jollity

He laughed to lessen the sting of his sarcasm.

I asked her about my Family Allowance today, she laughed and said she used it for buying gin and cigarettes.

Some sarcasm is best told simply.

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia.

How did that go" [Butler] asked. "Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age.""Fabulous, " said Artemis, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "We're planning a June wedding.

I tweet from bed. I love it because it's so quick. And it's funny. But it also leaves a lot of room for error because new people don't sense the sarcasm - there's no sarcasm font.

I bought a backscrabber. One more reason to have no need for a relationship.

I am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in order to stab him. A general substitution of knives for guns would promote physical fitness. We'd turn into a whole nation of great runners. Plus, knives don't ricochet. And people are seldom killed while cleaning their knives.

She had a glint in her eye that didn't quite match her cordial remark, and she smiled as if she'd beaten me at Ping-Pong. I thought for a second what a smart Texan might say to such a clear goad. It didn't take long to hit on just the right thing. I said, Bless your heart, ma'am. Thank you.

Love indeed - whoever invented love ought to be shot.

To be fair, you're the only person I've ever met who'd come up with the idea of being wildly rude and hostile to the guy who saved your life twenty times," Aadhya said. I glared at her. "Thirteen times! And I've saved his life at least twice." "Catch up already, girl," she said, unrepentantly.