Quotes About Sarcasm

De Draak keerde zich weer naar me om. 'Je bent er dus in geslaagd manschappen hierheen te halen,' merkte hij sarcastisch op.

Qué hora es, Isabella? —Deben de ser las diez de la mañana. —¿Y eso significa? —… que no hay sarcasmo hasta el mediodía —replicó Isabella.

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny.

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Can I help you up?" No," she said bitterly. "I prefer to drag myself along the hardwood floor." Bitch," I said, squatting to help her up.

I did what I have been told to do by my queen. In so doing, I fell into a trap I couldn't escape. I still can't. The trap of LUUUUVVVV, I thought sarcastically. But he was too serious, too calm, to mock.

Should we do this now? Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. You waiting for an engraved invite? Lord save me from sarcastic vampires.

We came to wish you a happy day," Eric said. "And I suppose, as usual, Bill will want to express his undying love that surpasses my love, as he'll tell you—and Pam will want to say something sarcastic and nearly painful, while reminding you that she loves you, too.

I don't try to impress people. Sometimes my jokes can be very harsh; I'm very sarcastic. I would joke about something disgusting, and my agent might be like, 'OK, maybe leave that behind for this one meeting. The burping? Maybe don't do that.'

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

I was court-martialed in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Are you looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

Volgens mij is [sarcasme] het schitterendste wapen van de rede tegen de machten van de duisternis en de lelijkheid. Sarcasme, mijnheer, is de geest van de kritiek, en kritiek betekent de oorsprong van vooruitgang en verlichting.

Quiere decir, malicioso? Sí, soy un poco malicioso –dijo Settembrini–. Lo que lamento es estar condenado a malgastar mi maldad en cosas tan miserables.

Hey, check this weirdo out." Hi was inspecting a bust on the mantel. "This face is ninety percent eyebrow. What do you want to bet he owned slaves?" Scowling to match the carving's expression, Hi spoke in a gravelly voice. "In my day, we ate the poor people. We had a giant outdoor grill, and we cooked up peasant steaks every Sunday."

Some days life just wasn't worth the trouble of chewing through the leather straps on the straitjacket.

Miranda rolls her eyes. "Passing over," she says. "That's nice. Is that anything like kicking the bucket? Keeling over, taking a dirt nap, biting the big one?

The most perfect humour and irony is generally quite unconscious.

ALLERGIES: Ex-husband and Donald Trump

Actually saying OMG out loud should only happen if you're being ironic or asking your phone for directions to the Oklahoma Meerkat Gardens.

Nobody said he was Alvin Einstein.

Sarcasm creates a chasm between yourself and others.

You are such a chick." I widened my eyes in mock surprise. "No way. Are you sure?

Hate. Huh. He'd never hated himself. If anything, he'd always liked himself a little too much. Once, a human female had even accused him of picturing his own face while he climaxed. He hadn't denied it, either, and next time he'd slept with her, he'd made sure to scream, "Strider" at the pivotal moment." --Strider, keeper of the demon of Defeat--