Quotes About Sarcasm

One matter Englishmen don't think in the least funny is their happy consciousness of possessing a deep sense of humour.

Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising.

My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I living with my mother - again! - but I've also got her mini-me to contend with.

In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

Wittiness turns me on more than anything else.

Improv changed my life in the best way. I gained so much confidence and really learned how to use my sense of humor to do something other than make sarcastic comments to the TV, though that remains one of my best skills. I stayed in Chicago for college mainly to continue doing improv, which was an awesome decision for me.

Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony, which means that eighty percent of the world takes everything at face value.

You want something to drink?" – Nick "Human blood would be fabulous. But since I doubt you're donating, let me suffer for a minute longer." – Caleb

I'm great as bait! All the vampires want to eat me!

South Park called...they want their everything back.

I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys . They don't want the quiet, prissy little things.

If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell.

Phoebe tapped the toe of her sneaker against the dock. "There's only one good use for a man like Heath Champion." "Here we go again," Molly muttered. Phoebe's lip curled. "Target practice.

Stop trying to be cute. You're too mean to be cute.

And wasn't that a great moment in baseball history," Holly Grace replied with withering sarcasm. "Helen Keller pitching and Little Stevie Wonder catching.

Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can't. It's not organic.

Anybody ever tell you that you've got a smart mouth?" "It goes with my brain.

The crime rates would go right down, I think, if Americans stopped saying: 'Have a nice day,' to one another. At least it would stop me from contemplating violence; when people in shops & so on order me to have a nice day in this authoritarian way, I want to kill, kill, kill. When I mutter 'sod off' under my breath, they think it is a Russian Orthodox benediction.

She was kidding. Wasn't she? God, maybe she wasn't. "Help," he said to no one in particular as he followed her inside.

Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese.

You have as much charm as a dead slug

There had been moments when Gregor thought he'd sensed a genuine compassion in the rat, behind the sarcasm and the snarls.

she was a sarcastic bitch and when she was pissed off the sarcasm took on a life of it's own.

In a perfect world I would be taller, you would be alive, and chickens could cross the road without being the subject of a joke.