Quotes About Sarcasm

Ohh, how clever," Aden said and clapped. "A death threat. You know what's funny? That's not even my first of the day.

William whispered, "You're about to find out how your liver tastes, my friend." "I have tasted it already," Zacharel said, his voice its usual monotone. The snowflakes began to fall in earnest, tiny at first, but growing in diameter. An arctic wind blustered around. "It was a bit salty." How the hell was a guy supposed to respond to that?

You again," she said, and she did not sound happy. "I know," the warrior replied with a heartfelt sigh. "You're so lucky to see me twice in one day. You're honored by my presence, yada, yada, heard it all before. Let's just move on, shall we. I don't handle fawning very well.

Tucker palideció. —Vas a morir por eso. —Oh. Qué listo —dijo Aden, y aplaudió—. Una amenaza de muerte. ¿Y sabes lo más gracioso? Que ni siquiera es la primera que recibo hoy.

Work with Evangeline Black? I'd rather be slit open from navel to nose." -CORBIN BLUE "Good thing I always carry a knife." -EVIE BLACK

So far, I have been assaulted, attacked by cyborg alligators, almost drowned in the Thames, had most of the skin stripped off my hand, been poisoned with curare, revived with strychnine, and chased by both werewolves and giant robots. Are you accusing me of not taking this seriously, sir?

Blows are sarcasm's turned stupid.

Elara reached over, picked up a folder from her desk, and held it in front of her so only her eyes were visible. What are you doing? Waiting for your head to explode. I don't want to miss it, but I don't want to be splattered with gore.

Kate Daniels and her deadly attack poodle. Kill me, somebody. Julie, my adopted niece, would have a field day with this.

Thomas Hobbes called. He wants his thesis back.

Are you playing a tiny violin?" he asked. "Yep. The name of the song is 'My Heart Bleeds for You.'" He grimaced. "You're an annoying little fly, aren't you?

Leon speared his strawberry with a fork. "I, for one, welcome our new Mad Rogan Overlord. I'm eager to learn and prove to be a valuable member of his team." "Shut up," Catalina, Bernard, and Arabella said at the same time.

What are you thinking about?" she asked. "I'm picturing cutting your head off with these scissors." Elara laughed and walked out of the barracks.

So far my best plan would be to build a mountain of gasoline cans and explosives, stick a Property of US Government sign on it, and throw a T-shirt over Pierce's head when he showed up to explode it. Yes, this would totally work. If only.

How much are you willing to pay?" she asked. "Our standard rate. A doubloon a day." It was generous. More than generous—some families would put him up for a week for a single coin. "Half a doubloon a day," she said. "No, you see, the idea behind bargaining is that you ask for a larger amount." Apparently, he understood sarcasm just fine.

Erra pointed at Curran with her thumb. You want to marry this? Is there a shortage of men?

You never know if he's being ironic or dyslexic.

É muito fácil tratar com sarcasmo uma causa nobre. Basta querer.

At times, your cynicism borders on impudence.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

A cynic can chill and dishearten with a single word.

Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?