Quotes About Sarcasm

As Tayna would say if I wanted to hear from an ass i would have fart.

You'll make a sucky father someday," I tell him with a smile. "I feel sorry for the kid that doesn't get to burst into light to get out of your house." He chokes out a laugh. "Is it my sarcasm?" "Definitely. And that obnoxious accent.

No, I don't have a boyfriend. I stabbed the last one.

Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.

Oh, my, yes. I was raised in this Southern culture where if a guy was sarcastic, that just meant he didn't know how to show his love - but secretly he cared! I completely bought that. The men I chased and the things I put up with - it was criminal.

Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running

If walls could talk - scratch that, if walls could make sarcastic comments... well, things would be interesting.

I am not mean I am just sarcastically humorous

I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.

Can I throw you under a truck some other time.

Beauty, you walk on corpses, mocking them;

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Banion wondered which was worse - being sodomized by aliens, or having to sit through two hours of Charles Ives.

fun and danger hardly put margarine on the toast or fed the cat. You give up toast and end up eating the cat.

But, as Andy pointed out, if being a smart-arse was an offence, the Laundry would not exist in the first place.

The jokes. The jokes. The fucking endless jokes.

It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.

Taking me seriously is a big mistake. I certainly wouldn't.

Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.

I do, I love to mock stuff. I am a British person.

That's how I hope to die: on my deathbed, watching 'Real Housewives of the Moon.'

When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic, and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate.

Irony, I feel, is a very high form of morality.

I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.