Quotes About Sarcasm

And that sarcastic levity of tongue, The stinging of a heart the world hath stung...

I've never faked a sarcasm.

Sarcasm is the sour cream of wit.

Sarcasm: It's how I hug.

He started a sarcastic smile, but quenched it, according to the etiquette of his profession.

I'm allergic to stupidity — I break out in sarcasm.

Honey, tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

I'm not trying to be sarcastic — it just comes naturally.

I'm fluent in bad puns and sarcasm.

Lister patted the towel rail against his left palm. 'I'm going out like I came in - screaming and kicking.' 'You can't whack Death on the head.' 'If he comes near me, I'll rip his tits off.

I only read books if Voltaire's cock has been dipped in red ink and rolled over the cover.

Yes, yes," he answered eagerly, ignoring Jade's sarcasm. "I would be honored to help you, my dear Tracker. I confess 'I am a gentleman and a gamester, for both are the varnish of a complete man.'

Travers spoke out of the side of her mouth as they walked past the frozen flock of reporters to meet McGuire at the front door. "Excellent poise, Marlow. Just what we meant by handling the press tactfully." "Thank you, Travers. That's how it's done." "I was being sarcastic." "I wasn't.

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

The only real laughter comes from despair.

Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

It was too bitter a truth even for irony.

We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.

Somedays I think!!! "I married a damned cereal killer.

Harold (about max): he looks kinda like a football couch Chester (sarcastically): Yay team rah rah. if he says anything athletic i'll scream max: want to jog? (chester screams).

Suck it yourself, sugarstick!