Quotes About Sarcasm

Cynicism is simply realism with a veneer of irony.

Not so fast, baby – let us pause and examine that idea. Why would he want to take you out? Why do they ever want to take us out? As a compliment to us, say they. To show us a good time, to prove the high regard they have for us. They're a pack of goddam liars. In addition to being dirty bastards, and very dumb clucks, they are also goddam liars. There's practically nothing can be said in favour of them, except they're the only ones we've got.

You could have gotten a car with GPS, Total said helpfully. Yes, I said Or we could have brought along a dog that doesn't talk. I gave Angel a pointed look, and she smiled, well, angelically, at me. Total huffed, offended at me and climbed into her lap...

Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom)

Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. Does anysing on you vork properly? Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.

She's about as sweet as a flaming turd.

I mentally reviewed possible responses: 1) Sardonic laughter (always good) 2) Rolled eyes and snort of disbelief 3) Sarcastic "You have got to be kidding me." Any

Two things, Bick," Kaiyo screeched back at me. "One—where have you been all my life? Two—can you please go back there? Pronto?" Storm rolled her eyes at that one.

his eyes sarcastically. "Actually, my

When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely seemed to have left me. I am a naturalized American and my sensibility has become far more American.

If there were only three women left in the world, two of them would immediately convene a court-martial to try the other one.

It is not really hard to understand when women say that they like 'tall, dark and handsome' men..They simply mean a tall man with dark fantasies and handsome salary..

And little girls went to charm schools. Now you've all got degrees from the University of Sarcasm.

Are you looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis

His voice, the very sound of rolling eyes.

Camp? You mean like sleep outside?" "No, I mean dress in drag," Jacob said sarcastically.

Jacob laughed along with Chip in a fake, Great Gatsby, old-money sort of voice, obviously mocking my brother.

I thought, Hell, that's pretty quick for a woman with Lee press-on nails.

Serge bowed his own head and closed his eyes. "God, please protect us from your followers. Amen.

Seth twisted up his mouth and somewhat sarcastically waved his hand toward the couch and said, "Won't you please sit down, Madam Queen?" "Thank you," Tate said primly.

There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.

The Holy Roman Empire is neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire.

Snark describes a cynical position, and I'm not interested in that.

it was all your genes that made us geniuses, mom. said peter. we sure didn't get any from dad. i heard that. father said, not looking up from the news that was being displayed on the table while he ate it would've been wasted if you hadn't