Quotes About Sarcasm

And, most importantly: Thank you, Satan! I couldn't have done it without you.

I've got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore. My life is nothing but comedy." - The Joker

Poverty can curdle the libido and corrode civilized thoughts. One's sense of humour vanishes, to be replaced by a curry-spoiling sarcasm as one's Mr Hyde emerges from the swamp of the subconscious.

With my humor, I end up offending everybody!

My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.'

I suppose because we have no ruins and no curiosities," said Virginia satirically.

You cut life to pieces with your epigrams.

My dear boy, I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all. Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die.

I asked her whether, like Marguerite de Navarre, she had their hearts embalmed and hung at her girdle. She told me she didn't, because none of them had had any hearts at all.

My dear boy, I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all.

Very good, I said coldly. In that case, tinkerty tonk. And I meant it to sting.

Zoey~ 'Listen to me, whinning about money and a scarf. Ah, hell! I'm starting to sound like Aphrodite.' Stark~ 'If you turn into Aprodite I'm going to stab myself.' Zoey~ 'If I turn into Aprodite, stab me first.' Stark~ 'Deal.' Zoey~ 'Deal.

That's good, I said. And if you have a nice time this morning on the sands with your spade and bucket, you will come and tell me all about it, won't you? I have so little on my mind just now that it's a treat to hear all about your happy holiday. Satirical, if you see what I mean. Sarcastic. Almost bitter, as a matter of fact, if you come right down to it.

Especially if the girl he had earmarked was one of these tough modern thugs, all lipstick and cool, hard, sardonic eyes, as she probably was.

I was being cynical. I'm sorry. It's a family habit I've fallen prey to.

Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

[After she and Clare Boothe Luce met in a doorway and the latter said, 'Age before beauty':] Pearls before swine.

Reported as Oscar Wilde's last words on his death bed... This wallpaper is killing me. One of us has to go.

I catch fire and find the reserves of courage and assertiveness to speak up. When that happens I get quite carried away. My blood gets hot my brow wet I become unbearably and unconscionably sarcastic and bellicose I am girded for a total showdown.

Duhhhhhhh, tanks, Buttercup.

Back, Witch— I'm not a witch, I'm your wife—

Maybe, she thought, the reign of malicious sarcasm was over and she could be a good person again.

Do I look like I could have thrown a goddamn piano out a window?" She waved her hand. "Does he?

Give me one of those bottles of water. My mouth tastes like demon ass.-Dean