Quotes About Sarcasm

The worst thing about irony for me is that it attenuates emotion.

Irony and hip ennui are extremely authoritarian.

A menudo las bromas y el sarcasmo eran la botella en la que los depresivos clínicos enviaban sus aullidos más estridentes en busca de alguien que los cuidara y ayudara.

They're going to drown me in milk--what a waste of good baby-food!

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.

Why suffer the slings and arrows when I can just wet my nose, insert it into the light socket, and never have to deal with anxiety, heartache, or my mother's boiled chicken ever again?

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.

Cat scowled at him. 'Why would I say anything about you? You think the whole world's sniffing your butt?

Sarcasm," he said, "is like throwing a stick at your enemy when you've run out of bullets." Siri

If she was going to die, she might as well die sarcastic.

Your ridiculous family might be surprised to find that not everything is solved by murder," Locke calls after me. "We would be surprised to find that," I call back.

There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery - Cassel Sharpe

If she was going to die, she might as well die sarcastic. She'd seen a lot of old movies, and that was definitely the way to go out.

This is epic, epic bullshit.

Crees que yo planeé tu humillación? —Se ríe—. ¿Yo? Eso implicaría esforzarse.

Will you dance with me?' I ask Cardan, sinking in to a curtsey, acid in my voice. 'For I find you every bit as beautiful as you find me.

One epidural for my headache, please.

It wasn't sarcasm." Graves blew out a cloud of acrid smoke. "It was pointing out a fallacy in your logic, babe." Anna's jaw actually dropped. For a moment, I wasn't sure if I should laugh or push him out of the room. Way to go, Graves.

Oh, dear me." Nathalie sank back down in the chair and examined her Uggs. "The sarcasm could've started dripping off her and stained the floor. "Is it conspiracy, treachery, murder, or open warfare? I'll have to choose my lipstick accordingly.

I'd rather get eaten by an epileptic shark.