Quotes About Sarcasm

Cynicism is an unpleasant way of telling the truth.

There was one good side to my male relations. Since they were married to my sisters, they had all learned to be swiftly subdued by sarcasm.

So yes, this is a show about an adolescent girl, her friends, and various vampires. Vampires writing in diaries, vampires attending high school, vampires investigating various mysterious supernatural events, vampires tormenting each other, vampires eavesdropping on each other, and vampires being sarcastic about other vampires' hairstyles. Vampires embracing every possible opportunity to take off their shirts.

What did I expect, that you would wrap my rib cage with those enormous hands in which horses must be measured, lifting me overhead with the stern reproach that is every Western woman's sly delight, "You're too thin"?

Any man," she muttered, "who wanted to marry into the Hathaway family after this should be shut away in an institution." "Marriage is an institution," he said.

You're so full of it, darlin'.

Clap an extinguisher upon your irony if you are unhappily blessed with a vein of it.

When my wife and I met, I couldn't talk to her - and my defense mechanism is sarcasm. I belittle someone with verbal pokes and prods. I did it to her out of complete awe. When friends introduced us, I said 'Hi' - and turned my back. Later, I called my mom and best friend and said, 'I think I just met my wife.'

I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young.

Hello there, officer, just out for a walk. Lovely evening for a dismemberment, isn't it?

Put your seat belt on," Deborah told her, and, completely as an afterthought, she turned to me and said, "I guess you can ride along." I almost told her, No, don't bother, I will stay here and feed mosquitoes, but at the last second I remembered that Deborah's record with sarcasm was not good, so I just nodded and buckled up. Deborah

if you're going to be a jerk about something, make sure you're funny.

Well, nobody ever accused you of having taste , Brenda said, Bless your heart. Taylor, Agnes said. You can go now. You and the whore you rode in on. Bless her heart. Brenda exhaled through her teeth.

Better Peter than me

The woman rolled her eyes so loud I could hear it.

She'd love to see those status updates. Got strapped to the roof of the car today for a trip to Starbucks. Would have loved to taste caramel mocha, but can't move arms and so was forced to stare longingly at delicious, hot beverage. Will the taunting never end?

I touch a hand to Sabin's bicep and squeeze. "You're getting all beefy, Sabe." "I'm quite sexy, you know. It's sickening how ripped I am. I don't know how any other dudes can stand to be around me because my macho manliness is too much to bear.

True cynics kill themselves. The rest are posers, trying to use clever sarcasm and snarky remarks to hide insecurity and the fear that if they put themselves out there, they will fail.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication.

When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke.

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems like I'm being rude or stupid.

I don't think I see the world in terms of stupid or clever, but in terms of being able to get irony. There's some awful statistic about only 20 per cent of Americans being able to understand irony.

I never think I'm making fun of my culture. In fact I'm making fun of myself, because I catch myself doing some very stupid things.