Quotes from Michael Buckley

Trickster, love will be the end of you.

You can't judge the many by the actions of the few.

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen, Puck said. How cool will it be when it kills us? Sabrina asked. Considerably less cool, Puck replied.

I mean, if you could have a wizard grant a wish, would you waste it on going to Kansas?

You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. This is the book of Everafter. Sorry, I haven't read it. I'm waiting for the movie, Puck said.

The only bad ideas are the ones never tried.

That's why crazy people are so dangerous. You think they're nice until they're chaining you up in the garage.

Please, don't hate me because I am beautiful.

Puck turned to Sabrina. What is she doing down there? Hiding, I guess. Puck leaned down and poked his head under the seat. I found you. Ms. Smirt shrieked. Puck lifted himself up to his full height and laughed. She's fun. He leaned back down and she screamed again. I could do this all day. Can I keep her?

Maybe one of the monsters ate him, Daphne whimpered. That would be awesome, Puck said. Sabrina flashed him an angry look. Awesome in a terrible, heartbreakingly tragic way, Puck continued.

Now you get off that Pegasus and come down here and start acting your age! Honey, he's four thousand years old, Veronica said.

Don't duh me! Puck snapped. Trying to figure out what you're thinking from one day to the next takes more brains than I have. Well, maybe you should stop. I'd hate to burn out that little peanut in your head.

Trickster, love will be the end of you.

The night is young, and by the grace of magic, so are we.

By the way, you don't need the makeup. Puck said.

He turned into a rhinocerous, Ms. Smirt said. He does that, Sabrina said.

Don't disrespect the sword marshmallow.

So Henry, Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. I was wondering what you can tell me about puberty. Henry turned pale and stammered. Sabrina wanted to crawl under the table and die.

Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!

Mirror sighed. I believe everyone deserves a happily ever after. But I think that happy endings don't just happen by accident- you can't wait for one. You have to make them happen.

Snow, get behind me! Charming shouted as he leaped to his feet. I'll handle this brute. Billy, the teacher cried. This is the twenty-first century, Women don't need the white knight routine anymore. I can fight my own battles.

I ate her cooking for eighteen years, he whispered. You get used to it. Oh yeah, when? I think it happened around the seventeenth year, Henry said.

But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt! Daphne said. Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.

But know this, if you get killed out there I'm going to fire you.