Quotes from Caroline Kepnes

soon you and the rat will be like Billy Joel's Brenda and Eddie: divorced!

Real blues shut you down and shut you up.

Lullabies for Suffering Tales of Addiction Horror

and if anyone was ever going to live eternally in the light, I think it would be you.

You like new things," I say. You are quick to come back. "You like old things, Joe.

you're not bangable, Beck. You're beautiful. There's a difference.

He heard something. I heard it too. Something larger than a squirrel and this is the Stephen King book Gerald's Game and unlike Gerald's wife, whose husband was dead and bad, I have someone to live for: you.

But isn't it why you get married in the first place? So that someone can row the boat when you're tired.

You say that you've pictured the same wedding—the song is "My Sweet Lord"—with a million different guys, "including you,

Here goes my heart again—tick tick tick—and I was so afraid of animals that I forgot about the worst of all predators, the most power-hungry predators on this planet: humans.

know I should apologize and tell her that she's right, that I do wish Jon would see me, that it's eating me alive. But the thing about things that break your heart, it's hard to validate them by saying them out loud.

Did you kill me yet?" "Eat your fucking ice cream.

Shortus was a fake friend but Oliver is a real friend and that's what they say, that you're lucky in this world if you have at least a couple of real friends. True friends.

That's what we do when we read something that moves us, alters us, astounds us. Whether it's good or bad, we show it to someone we love, because when you read something, you want someone you love to read it, too.

From every boy masquerading as a man that you let into your body, your heart. You learned you didn't have whatever magic turns a beast into a prince.

Okay, so what happened to you? For real?" I was born to indifferent parents and like a lot of children, I fell prey to an abusive male authority figure who taught me that violence is a legitimate means of coping and then last night, one of our fellows drugged me and coerced me into confessing to a boatload of crimes. "I lost my phone.

I forgot how beautiful the world is when you're a part of it this way, when the sun is relenting and the moon is rising and the night is magic, it can change your life if you let it,

Most people like cheap mysteries and most people have never heard of Paula Fox or Hannah

So I Lyfted to Home Depot, where I bought random stuff, rope and duct tape, plastic bags, cable ties, and plastic gloves. The girl at the register winked and said she's also a big fan of Fifty Shades and this is what has become of our society.

What's the only thing more sexless than lunch? Brunch, a meal invented by rich white chicks to rationalize day drinking and bingeing on French toast.

Well, Joe, I would feel like such a fuckup that I wouldn't even want be with you.

You give it your all, Beck. You just have to be more careful about who you give it to.

So I Lyfted to Home Depot, where I bought random stuff, rope and duct tape, plastic bags, cable ties, and plastic gloves. The girl at the register winked and said she's also a big fan of Fifty Shades and this is what has become of our society. Fucking and killing are the same damn thing.

There is no better boost in the presence than an invitation to the future.