Quotes from Caroline Kepnes

You smile, embarrassed to be a nice girl, and your nails are bare and your V-neck sweater is beige and it's impossible to know if you're wearing a bra but I don't think that you are.

Henderson promoted an idea that we could all be the center of attention all the time. But if everyone is onstage, who's in the audience?

My middle school health teacher told us that you can hold eye contact for ten seconds before scaring or seducing someone

It was my decision to spare you the pain of life.

feel like a sucker and I want to tear my own head off because I can't believe that I fell for his bullshit. I can't believe I told him things I never tell anyone.

You're not a good killer," he says. "Obviously.

the world would be a happier place if more people would lift their souls with music instead of ugh-inducing podcasts.

She Instagrams methodically, clinically, as if she's gathering evidence for defense, like her entire life is dedicated to proving that she has a life.

I know when you need your space. That's why I got the beard.

It's a boundaries thing." You're pushing me away on our second date even though I'm Different. Hot. You're afraid of love and it's sad

The most romantic time of my life was a hoax

An extraordinary girl can't have an ordinary life. Don't judge yourself. Love yourself. Love, Beck

Stevie Wonder sings about his precious daughter—Isn't she lovely made from love?—and we'll never have a daughter and I lose my temper

This is what all the love songs are about, the moment when you find your own way forward with someone and there is no turning back.

Full of disclaimers, you're like a warning label on a pack of cigarettes.

She says nothing. You say nothing. You know you made a mistake and you are better than this, smarter than this, and I now that being a mother is the hardest job in the world--RIP Love quit too--but the Meerkat didn't need that right now and you're about to apologize--I see it in your eyes--but she throws a book at you.

She doesn't look back as we round the corner and her new jeans are so tight, I hope she gets a yeast infection.

I was only flipping through months gone by, inventing anniversaries for our life that's gone. You above all others know the importance of moving on; you like new things, you liked new things.

Alas, we can't control other people. We can only control ourselves.

And when she cums she screams and she throws a pillow across the room, it goes out the window, over the balcony.

Real love is quiet. A whisper between two people.

Chcia?em tylko pog?aska? kociaka, a przyj??em go pod swój dach.

Sometimes I picture the crack in my heart. It flares up when something reminds me of Jon.

that's what they say, that you're lucky in this world if you have at least a couple of real friends. True friends.