Quotes from Greg Gutfeld

What the media does to Trump is what they did the cops - say the police are really harmful, then later ask why people are so scared of the police.

As liberals in charge and a media question the capabilities of police, they then limply ask why there is an anti-police atmosphere or why cops are holding back.

Trump's policies are a mix of fairly traditional things. Even his immigration stuff isn't really that new.

Infected by political ideology, if you dare question climate models, your career is done.

If pop culture is a pool, it never hurts to dive into the deep end once in a while.

It may feel good to think you're right. But it's better to allow the possibility that you're wrong.

For years, we talked about how the only way to really win the political battles was to win the cultural ones. And rather than simply ignore pop culture, it would be far better to give it a big fat bear hug.

I don't believe a religion affords any protection if they are connected to any kind of terror.

There's always something heroic and romantic about taking a stand against the powers that be.

Now that President Trump is a reality, I happily have been giving him a chance to see how he does.

Playboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe.

Wherever socialism spread, misery followed - and still follows.

I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republicans on who, I guess, were unclear about what Stewart was up to, and while Jon Stewart was being nice, he was building a case for drowning them.

The people who whine about Fox News are hypocrites - they say they're totally tolerant, but when they run into someone who doesn't share their assumptions, they say, 'Fox News is evil, and it must be stopped.'

Before language, cavemen simply grunted, and then they used the club. Communication changed that. It's the mechanism that created civilization and prevents its own destruction.

Islamists are nothing but guided missiles that pride themselves on taking out as many infidels as possible.

True, the country is divided, but it's not Right and Left. It's Left and Not Left. It is because, for liberals, politics is personal and therefore extremely loud. For the rest of us, we prefer community over calamity.

The modern progressive movement believes that dissenting language is objectionable, which then removes the brakes between anger and violence.

In the absurd idiocy of identity regressive politics, looting is seen as protest, and protecting one's own property is seen as privilege.

The federal government is enormous; it never shrinks. And the interest is killing us.

As machines take over the decision-making that saves lives, we are left with fewer chances to save lives later.

Obama's tenure had more dirty linen then Charlie Sheen's hamper.

One thing I noticed when I was young was I was impatient for success. I think everybody is impatient for success. It will come. But don't - you shouldn't let that impatience drive you crazy.

Thanks to an immersive lifestyle that involves Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, we've created a psychological three-sided mirror for our social impact on others.