Quotes from Greg Gutfeld

The truly persuasive must step out of themselves and see their own flaws first and admit they could be wrong. Then, when they correct for that, you can be truly persuasive.

For trance music to be good, it has to sneak up on you.

I'm used to the Right being singled out by the entertainers.

I love it when the market reacts naturally to events. It's like a cat coughing up a fur ball.

The explosion of jihad and its desire to export its contagious madness to all areas of the world have changed the way we view immigration.

I've interviewed everyone from Joe Strummer to Iggy Pop.

My first concert - maybe it was 1979 - was a blur. I'm not sure whether it was Blue Oyster Cult/Cheap Trick/Pat Travers at San Jose Civic Auditorium or The Police/The Knack/Robert Johnson at Berkeley's Zellerbach Auditorium.

As a New Yorker, this is what you do: you confront, jab, and slap, sometimes wrongly, then smile and forget about it.

I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He's so rebellious, so subversive. I mean, for a musician, seriously, could you find a more predictable stance than that? He's as edgy as a hacky sack, which also describes his music.

Travel like a pro, not like a hobo. That's my motto.

There's a difference between being politically incorrect and boorish. And we've seen that line crossed a dozen times by smart people who've mistaken politics for punditry.

In the American 'melting pot,' identity politics wants to smash that pot - to bring us back to the Dark Ages, when collaboration was sparse.

If America oppresses, why do so many people risk their lives coming here to be oppressed?

If you can have a skewed sense of your body, it stands to reason you could develop the same kind of thing about your relationships with others in a social network.

Here is the problem with legacy: You'll sacrifice stuff that is not even yours to get it. Take President Obama's Iran deal, when he gave the shirt off his back - and ours, too.

Youthful impatience obscures the endless potential for joy that's standing right in front of you.

I hate 'Rolling Stone' - because I loved it so much. I had the 'Cheap Tricks' cover and the Clash cover on my wall for years, and I just hate what happened to it. It just became the smarmy grad student that sits next to you on the bus.

Trump says what he thinks at that moment. He's a totem pole of transparency.

If Obama was a sonnet, Trump is a limerick. And really, which ones do you enjoy more?

As the Left demean law-abiding gun owners, they turn flaccid when faced with the armed felon.

The frothing Trump-haters' extremism turns whatever criticism they have for the guy into mere parody.

Private citizens and companies are always seen as evil and greedy, because they want to profit. But the government picks your pocket any chance it can get, but they're never called greedy.

People that want to control words will never ever try to break up, like, a fight on a subway. They will never confront an aggressive person on the bus. They prefer their fights to be easy.

My best writing is often early in the morning and, sometimes, while working out.