Quotes from Greg Gutfeld

I realize Twitter can be good, providing a video game of creativity for your brain.

When I imagine my viewer - and it sounds saccharine - but it's a family thing. People in line for my books came as families.

Imagine Earth as a crime-ridden town, and there is one safe house. How do you keep that safe house, America, always safe? It is called vigilance.

Identity politics preaches a splintering of one large, collaborative group into competing vindictive ones - resulting in new, angry tribes whose central thesis is to not cooperate.

Do you ever see a right-wing kid violently jumping lefty speakers? On campus, you either have silent appeasement or a bruise.

A troll's life is a no-physical-contact existence. You will die alone, as you die daily, online.

Getting mad only leads to madness.

The media treats fear like a one-night stand. They jump on it and then they leave the next day and they forget - remember the Alar Scare? Things - see, nobody even remembers Alar.

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.