Quotes from Ilona Andrews

Sure, I didn't weigh a hundred and ten pounds , but my narrow waist let me bend and I could break a man's neck with my kick.

Some men were handsome. Some were powerful. Curran was...dangerous.

The rabbis paled. I'd managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore.

Half-man, half-beast, all nightmare. The shapeshifter warrior form.

Ask a man how much a dollar is worth, and he'll tell you, 'Almost nothing.' Try to take a dollar away from him, and you'll get yourself a fight.

« Barabas pulled Christopher out of the cage. The man stared up at him. "I died, didn't I? Are you an angel?" "Sure," Barabas said. "Follow me to the Heavenly Shower »

If a cultural reference flies over a man's head, does it make a sound if nobody else gets it.

The idiot had shot their own dog. That's what happened when the destructive potential of a man's weapons exceeded his intelligence.

Every handsome man had a flaw. It was just her luck that in William's case that flaw was lunacy.

And men my prophet wail deride!

Your date appears to be hysterical," Rene told me. "You think I should slap some man into him?

Kate Daniels, trained negotiator. When in possession of some valuable information, give it away to the first sexy man you see with no guarantee of return.

If a man takes you to a restaurant of his choosing, don't compliment him. Rave about the quality of the food and he'll be thrilled, because he took you there.

I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.

I'm a substitute mom." "You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail.

The kind of eyes that jumped from a woman's dreams right into her morning and made trouble in the marriage bed.

Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.

Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.

Just once I want it to be easy and neat. But no, there is never a good decision. I pick what I can live with.

Bad days, good days, 'I'll cut you if you look at me the wrong way' days. I'll take them all.

Jealous of the actors now, are we?" "What, of some fancy boy on the screen? Inconceivable." Oh, this was going to be good.

Andrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle." Kate: "He isn't a poodle. He's a Doberman mix." Andrea: "Aha. Keep telling yourself that.

Her imagination painted Georgie twenty years later, sitting in leg irons before some Broken psychiatrist. "Well, you see, it all started with bubbles.

Magic could not be measured and explained in scientific terms, for magic grew through destroying the very natural principles that made science as people knew it impossible.