Quotes from Ashleigh Brilliant

MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.

Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.

At what point in my struggle with nature will nature finally give up?

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who will work hard enough to bring them about.

My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out.

How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?

I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.

Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.

I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.

Take heart! Many great things have been done by people in poor mental health.

History may never have all the facts, but history always has the last word.

Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.

The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

The things I fear may all be imaginary, so what I fear most is my imagination.

Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?

By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.