Quotes from Charles M. Schulz

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

It's either the flu or love... The synptoms are the same.

Life is just too much for me. I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble is that we're thrown into life too fast... We're not really prepared..." "What did you want... A chance to warm up first?

Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos...

On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don't be born so soon.

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

Who are you writing to, Linus?" "This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween Night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys for all the children!" "You must be crazy! When are you going to stop believing in something that isn't true?" "When *you* stop believing in that fellow with a red suit and the white beard who goes, 'Ho, ho, ho!'" "We're obviously separated by denominational differences.

Never worry about tomorrow, Charlie Brown. Tomorrow will soon be today, and before you know it, today will be yesterday! I always worry about the day after tomorrow!

What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

Life is full of choices, but you never get any!

If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!

There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.