Quotes from Charles M. Schulz

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.

This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.