Quotes from Charles M. Schulz

Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy!

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and wonder if my life would be different if I had to do it over... Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, "boy, there's an original thought!

Little brothers are the buck privates of life!

Life is too short not to live it up a little!

If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.

My grandfather has been very depressed lately. He just doesn't know what to do. He says it's late in the game, and he's afraid that life has him beaten." "Tell him to take out the goalie.

What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.

Love is sharing your popcorn.

Love is a letter on pink stationery.

No problem is too big to run away from.

Why is it that you don't love me?" "Sometimes I wish I knew..." "Don't anybody tell him!!

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

I love humanity, it's people I don't like.

I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.

Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.

In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.

Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.

Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.