Quotes from Charles M. Schulz

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!

Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?" "What's that?" "The world didn't come to an end.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!

It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.

I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!

Snoopy: So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven't accomplished every other year? Nothing! (He smiles.) How consistent can you get?

I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it's a complete mystery.

If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!

Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start?

Sometimes, when you're really depressed, all you want to do is nothing. All you want to do is lean your head on your arm, and stare into space. Sometimes this can go on for hours. If you're unusually depressed, you may have to change arms.

Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I don't know, what is pantophobia? Lucy: The fear of Everything. Charlie: THAT'S IT!!!

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.

Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy!