Quotes from Charles M. Schulz

When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.

Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

Sometimes, when you walk by the home of the girl you love, you can see her standing by the window... She waves at you, and you wave back... But it's her grandmother.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Love makes you do strange things.

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?

She nibbles her pencil... She's human!

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

There is no greater burden than great potential.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!

Dear IRS, I am writing to you to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia.

It was a dark and stormy night.Suddenly a scream pierced the air…. Good writing takes enormous concentration.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

[Linus:] After you've died, do you get to come back?[Charlie Brown:] If they stamp your hand.