Quotes from Craig Johnson

Stay calm, have courage, and watch for signs.

Ain't nothing wrong with shootin' folks, long as the right ones get shot

Yea, verily, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of deah, I will live forever. If I don't, I sure as hell won't become an unattended death in the state of Wyoming with sheep shit all over me. - Walt Longmire

I think there was an awful lot about him that I thought I knew, but the truth was I was just coloring in the missing parts with colors I liked.

I've always been taught that religion is supposed to be a comfort to people, not a threat. I think these people have perverted something that's supposed to be holy and turned it into a weapon.

He had his mother's looks, his father's temper, and nobody's brains.

As your trusted Indian scout, it is important for me to warn you that you are now on perilously thin ice

It was a two-gallon Styrofoam cooler - one of the cheap ones that you can pick up at any service station in the summer season and then listen to it squeak to the point of homicidal dementia.

He looked at me. "If I were a creek, I would be where the ground slopes." "Right." Sometimes it was good to have an Indian scout.

Interesting office management skills, kind of a 'violence is not the answer so I'm going to beat the shit out of you philosophy.

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking

Artists are always good for conversation, so long as you want to talk about their art.

The problem with anger is that once it burns out, you're left with empty tanks.

I'd say the depths of his stupidity have yet to be plumbed, and yours is comin' up fast on the inside turn.

It's never about who's the fastest, strongest, toughest—it's always about who, when everyone else would pause, will commit.

I'd heard that they were going to stop teaching cursive in schools, which was fine with me, because then all us old people would have a secret code.

I think insanity runs in the family. Hell, it practically gallops.

I was brought up on a ranch but, because of my father, the romance of guns had somehow escaped me. In his eyes, a gun was a tool, not some half-assed deity. Guys who named their guns worried him and me. I

Indian Alzheimer's" - where you forget everything but the grudges.

he's like a gun; once you point him and pull the trigger, it's too late to change your mind.

The idiot actually leaned in. "I said, do you know who the fuck I am?" Henry peered at him and actually looked concerned. "Do you not know who you are?

Thinking you're not in trouble and not being in trouble are two different things.

I hung back at the curb, but it's hard to go unnoticed when you are a powder blue vintage convertible with a cowboy, an Indian, a brunette and a dog inside.

Walt Longmire: "I punched him in the fist with my nose, but I think he'll live.