Quotes from Lemony Snicket

Mie? siebie nawzajem w zamÄ™cie nieszcz??liwego ?ycia to byÅ'o tak, jakby mie? ?aglówkÄ™ w zamÄ™cie huraganu.

you are a student you should always get a good night's sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means "flunk.

The moral of World War One is "Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.

A great man once said that right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant. Do you understand what that means?

Polly Partial handed me a piece of paper printed on all sides with confusing times and locations. It looked like a herd of numbers having a square dance. I would rather have reread her book [To Kill a Mockingbird] than Stain'd-by-the-Sea's confusing train schedule, but just barely.

they knew, from the prism of their experience

Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.

A menudo las primeras impresiones son absolutamente equivocadas. Puedes mirar un cuadro por primera vez y que no te guste nada, pero, después de mirarlo un rato, te puede parecer muy agradable

The best books are like complicated surgery--first you can't get your head out of them, and then you can't get them out of your head.

In short, everything that might make a town interesting or pleasant had been made boring or unpleasant, and if Paltryville had been listed in a guidebook the only helpful hint about what to do when you got there would be: "Leave.

Cuando alguien simplemente te da malas noticias, las oyes una vez y ya está. Pero cuando las malas noticias están escritas, ya sea en una carta, un periódico o en tu brazo con rotulador, cada vez que las lees es como si recibieses las mismas noticias una y otra vez.

A menudo cuando las personas están tristes quieren hacer que las demás personas también estén tristes. pero eso nunca ayuda.

is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things.

La timidez es algo curioso, por que, al igual que las arenas movedizas, se apodera de las personas en cualquier momento y, también como las arenas movedizas, hace que sus víctimas miren hacia abajo.

La noche tiene mil ojosY el día uno sólo; toda la luz del brillante mundo muere cuando el sol se pone. La mente tiene infinitos ojos, el corazón uno: toda la luz de una vida se termina cuando acaba el amor.

What happens in a certain place can stain your feelings for that location, just as ink can stain a white sheet. You can wash it, and wash it, and still never forget what has transpired, a word which here means

Klaus became more and more tired as the night wore on. Occasionally his eyes would close. He found himself reading the same sentence over and over. He found himself reading the same sentence over and over. He found himself reading the same sentence over and over.

All she has to do is answer the phone and take care of paperwork.

Por pior que seja o ambiente a nossa volta, ele pode ser suportado, desde que as pessoas que nele se encontram sejam interessantes e gentis.

Se encontró leyendo la misma frase una y otra vez. Se encontró leyendo la misma frase una y otra vez. Se encontró leyendo la misma frase una y otra vez.

Perhaps the person holding the camera just caught me at a moment where I was not displaying my happiness, or perhaps I did not quite know I was happy. You do not always know you are happy when you are happy. Sometimes you can't really tell when you are happy until it is over and you are thinking about it later.

We're all afraid...We were afraid when we met Captain Sham in the grocery store. We were afraid when we thought that you had jumped out the window. We were afraid to give ourselves allergic reactions, and we were afraid to steal a sailboat and we were afraid to make our way across this lake in the middle of a hurricane. But that didn't stop us.

Si eres alérgico a algo es mejor no ponértelo en la boca, sobretodo si ese algo son los gatos.

And in my experience, well-read people are less likely to be evil" -Quigley Quagmire