Quotes About Funny

I wish my bladder had a snooze button.

He was a funny old dog. He liked strawberries.

I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.

Velveeta: you can eat it - or wax your car with it!

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

Your pot belly, I'd give that a 10 for size.

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.

Isn't it funny? You hear a phone ring and it could be anybody. But, a ringing phone has to be answered doesn't it?

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.

Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.

I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?

Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.

It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching "SVU." It's funny. And it's always the reruns.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.

I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.

The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer.

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this."

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.

I have 4 kids already, I don't need anymore. I'm a single parent. I'm taking them through Europe and make them play funny instruments.