Quotes About Funny

I don't try to be funny. It's just that I feel the world is a little bit absurd and off-kilter and I'm sort of reporting.

Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

It's a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior.

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.

Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you.

I'm the youngest in my family and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh.

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least one.

Hey Max...ITS THE LEANING TOWER OF CHEESE-AH!!!

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

I just recently joined Twitter. It's very positive - I love all the accolades. If my ego is hurting, I can just open my Twitter account and see 'Oh, I love you! I love the show!' and it's great. I'm trying to find the balance between trying to be funny, being honest and just being a promoter as the guy on 'Royal Pains.'

Lonely people have enthusiasms which cannot always be explained. When something strikes them as funny, the intensity and length of their laughter mirrors the depth of their loneliness, and they are capable of laughing like hyenas. When something touches their emotions, it runs through them like Paul Revere, awakening feelings that gather into great armies.

These robots are literally inhuman, and yet I react no differently to their stumblings and topplings than I would to the pratfalls of a fellow human. I don't imagine I would laugh at the spectacle of a toaster falling out of an SUV, or a semiautomatic rifle pitching over sideways from an upright position, but there is something about these machines, their human form, with which it is possible to identify sufficiently to make their falling deeply, horribly funny.

Chemistry is the study of the composition, properties, and behavior of matter—humor writing is the study of the composition, properties, and behavior of funny. The atoms, or basic units, of humor writing are words. (The subatomic structures are letters or sounds.) These comedic atoms (words) form the elements known as jokes. Although there

Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that.

I like comedy but I guess I don't think [my art] is that funny, either. It's too dark and a bit weird in places to be genuinely, uniformly hilarious and function as comedy.

I'm a cat person. I have two giant cats [Harry and Arturo] that I call the small panthers. They're like 17 pounds each-they're big boys! Every photo on my phone is of them doing something funny.

Darkness can be funny. It can be quirky. There are different ways that that stuff comes out as a creative person. But the actual conflicted, twisted, decaying, rotting soul? That's not me. No more.