Quotes About Funny

I'm a woman of a certain age who doesn't have kids and never really settled down ... I enjoy kids but not for long periods. I think they're adorable and funny and sweet, and then I have a headache.

I try to find a way to make it comfortable or interesting or funny to me.

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.

I'm not at all funny. I can do dark comedy pretty well, but straight-up comedy, I don't know. I'm much darker. I've been like that since I was 3 years old

My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.

What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

It's nothing really. It's the unique presentation that makes me look good in the action scenes. Why did I dare do them? That's a funny question! Why do I act? Why do I breathe!

My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.

When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked.

Humor is the oxygen of children's literature. There's a lot of competition for children's time, but even kids who hate to read want to read a funny book.

You know what's funny to me? You know what's really funny to me? The fact that you've been calling Lita the walking kiss of death, but tonight.. the walking KOD beat the walking STD.

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

It's funny - people think analysis or psychiatry is mad, and THEY go to CHURCH.

Comedy is a meritocracy. If you are funny, you are there. If you are not, you are out.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny.

Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent, warm, and consistently sunny. Other than that, she doesn't impress me at all.

Children when they ask you why your mama so funny say she is a poet she don't have no sense

The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!

My heart is so light that it's amazing. I get to play all this grief, all this loss, all this disaster and chaos. It's hysterically funny. I am very light.