Quotes About Humor

He scooped up Victoria practically before she hit the ground, well within the five-second rule. If she'd been a potato chip, he could have still eaten her. Not something I particularly wanted to contemplate.

You don't look so hot, Adrien." "Yeah, well I'm having a bad heart day." His upper lip curled in a semblance of a smile. "Tell me about it.

Tiffs among the faggots were apparently the stuff of quiet merriment.

I caught sight of Fraser in a pair of tight black Speedos. Ugh. Did he have a permit to carry that thing in public?

My mother made a sound that from a lesser woman would have been a snort.

It was a good thing Ridge was mighty fond of Tug or he'd probably have killed him by now. As it was, it had been touch and go for a little while that morning. But killing your lover on Christmas morning was so…so…heterosexual.

Maybe he had a gaydar anti-cloaking device.

Do you really know what catalexis is?" "Not a clue. I heard you mention it once. It stuck in my memory because it sounds like a cross between a Cadillac and a Lexus.

Well, Hodge, wasn't the brightest candle on the birthday cake.

Tomorrow he would be laughing at himself. Hopefully not from heaven.

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive.

We had any number of clocks surrounding us, and every one of them at one time or another exhibited a lively sense of humor.

Ha, ha —Job 39:25

Our ability to find humor in the world, to make connections between previously unconnected notions, to create new ideas, to share in a common culture: All these essentially human acts depend on memory.

When the gods amused themselves at a man's expense, they had a tendency to overdue.

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

The Lord was in line at the pharmacy counter waiting to get His shingles shot.

She should send him a little note, something fun, not too didactic: A HEART ATTACK IS GOD'S REVENGE FOR EATING HIS LITTLE FRIENDS.

There is a certain type of conversation one hears only when one is drunk and it is like a dream, full of humor and threat and significance, deep significance.

My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.

Tonterías, niña. Ninguno es gay cuando le acercas la mano al grifo. En su día yo curé a unos cuantos.

Y ahí el veterano se acordó de la charla sobre las milanesas. El culo y las milanesas, valores universales.