Quotes About Humor

No pudo dejar de sonreír. Hasta el cinismo podía llegar a ser simpático en ciertas circunstancias.

Más vale un jaleo probé y unos pimientos asaos que no tener un usía esaborío a su lao.

I got laid at IKEA this morning. Assembling the woman took a while though.

Four completely sober men on the set of Pineapple Express.

And now over there is a gentleman who should not wear tight pantaloons. You will see when he turns around. There. That is why.

They'd been played. By a tuba !

Chill out and enjoy your chili that's not from Chile!

fathered an out-of-wedlock child." "Well, at least he isn't shooting blanks," Grammy remarked phlegmatically. "Be careful, Allie. Make him marry you first.

When I was twelve, I was interviewed by a doctoral candidate in education and asked what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said that I either wanted to be a philosopher or a clown, and I understood then, I think, that much depended on whether or not I found the world worth philosophizing about, and what the price of seriousness might be.

laughter emerges in the realization that all along the original was derived.

See? Haven't lost your sense of humor after all but your sense of identity is what seems to have been misplaced. No. Wrong. You can't lose what you never had.

For something to be funny, it has to have an element of truth: lies are not funny. So

I'm quite convinced that it's energy and humor. The two of them combined equal charm.

Mrs. Woodfield chuckled. "You can't seem to keep your foot out of your mouth, Winston. I do hope your shoe leather is tasty.

Missing you?" she giggled incredulously. "I could cheerfully murder you." "I'd come back to haunt you," he threatened with a grin. "And that," she said, "is the only reason why I haven't tried.

Oh, good Lord Jesus, I prayed, preserve me from this joking of God. Grief and trouble were all bad enough. But joking? It seemed altogether unfair, to me.

If God wanted us to use the metric system, He would have given us ten fingers and ten toes.

When asked by an English poet who was at the table to read the ancient couplet Discite grammatici cur mascula nomina cunnus/ Et cur femineum mentula nomen habet -Teach us, grammarians, why vagina (cunnus) is a masculine noun/ And why penis (mentula) is feminine –Giacomo answered it with a witty pentameter of his own invention: Disce quod a domino nomina servus habet -It is because the slave always takes the name of his master.

I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I'd hate to be a balding man named Harry Harrison.

Watch out for flying coconuts.

Humor is therapeutic. Even if you have no intention of ever getting up on a stage, learning how to turn negative, painful life experiences into comedy routines will give you a new perspective on life. Once you can laugh at something, you can stop crying.

I get sillier as I get older, so I don't know what wisdom means. I can only pass on something that I've been acquainted with and let whomever it is pick the bones out of it.