Quotes About Humor

Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.

My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork.

Don't forget to turn your clocks back today if you don't want your clocks to be set to the right time.

Tanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.' 'I'll get you a stick for Christmas

I think I've learned that if you want to be successful, you have to tell your story honestly and from your heart - and I think a healthy sense of humor doesn't hurt either.

I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.

Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.

I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.

Every married man who wants peace in the relationship, should learn the trick to avoid that one question - 'How is the food?'

Australian people are dope. They're so fun. They want to just have a good time, and they have a great sense of humour.

Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one.

My guitar wants to kill your mama.

A bludgeon of wives (surely that must be the plural assignation)!

Something's nibbling my spleen!

Your name's now Limp. Aye, not very imaginative, but it's like this. If you can't hear Hood laughing, well, I can.

Were I not so self-centered, I'd be intrigued. - Tehol Beddict

Without a sense of humor, you are blind to so much in this world. To human nature. To the absurdity of so much that we say and do.

Stop talking like a sailor, Adjutant Stormy,' Nok said. A smile amidst the red, bristling beard. 'Ain't no Adjutant any more, Admiral.' Thin brows rose, and Nok said, 'Title alone gifts the bearer with intelligence?' Stormy nodded. 'That it does, sir. Which is why Gesler's a sergeant and I'm a corporal. We get stupider every year that passes.' 'And

I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your souls with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make some tea.' Nimander

I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your souls with peals of laughter. No, instead I will make some tea.

People with no sense or appreciation of humor, Invigilator, always take money too seriously. Its possession, anyway. Which is why they spend all their time stacking coins, counting this and that, gazing lovingly over their hoards and so on. They're compensating for the abject penury everywhere else in their lives. Nice rings, by the way.

Laughing, he'd flung dense clouds of earth and stone skyward to blind them.

Murillio sighed. 'Rallick Nom.' 'What of him?' 'I wish he were here.' 'Why?' 'So he could kill someone. Anyone. The man's a wonder at simplifying matters.' Coll grunted a laugh. '"Simplifying matters." Wait until I tell him that one. Hey, Rallick, you're not an assassin, you know, you're just a man who simplifies.

Mlawhlaoblossblayowblagmilebbingoblaiblblafblablallblayarblablabnablahblallblah!' 'What?' 'Bla?' 'Bla?' 'Yarb?' 'Bah! You're stupid and useless and ugly!' 'Blabluablablablahllalalabala, too!' Iskaral Pust scowled at it. The bhokaral scowled back. 'Rat poison!' Pust hissed. And then smiled. The bhokaral offered him a dung sausage. And then smiled.