Quotes About Humor

He faced Karsa again. 'You will stay this night at the Inn of the Wood?' 'I shall, although it is not made of wood, and so it should be called Inn of the Brick.

Not one of you is fit to smell my horse's farts!" But he grinned, unstrapping a beer-filled bladder and tossing it one-handed to the nearest Arak. "But let us camp with your troop this night and for a sliver you may feel its heat with your palms—once only! For more you must pay!

Hellian's eyes fixed on the T'lan Imass. 'Fiddler,' she said, 'you look awful.

It's a fact that men don't need words, but women do. We have penises, after all. Who needs words when you have a penis? Whereas with women there are two breasts, which invites conversation, just as a good behind presents perfect punctuation, something every man knows . What's wrong with the world? You ask a man and he says, 'Don't ask.' Ask a woman and you'll be dead of old age before she's finished. Hah. Hah ha.

There is nothing more dangerous than a man without a sense of humour.

He's…what would be the best word…he's okay. Just okay." Julia let Estelle slip by into the shop. "He has some good days and some bad days. I keep kidding him that it's a victory if he can remember enough about the day to decide whether it's good or bad.

I did me some time in the Navy and spent most of it up close and personal with a paring knife. Still can't look a potato in the eye.

Reagan liked to quip about détente: "Détente—isn't that what a farmer has with his turkey—until Thanksgiving Day?

When asked if he knew about Pac-Man, Reagan quipped: "Someone told me it was a round thing that gobbles up money. I thought it was Tip O'Neill.

That was you?" "Well, it wasn't Sailor Moon.

Jesus being born as a baby was God's way of laughing at a world trying to grow up too quickly.

The biggest myth about comedy is that it's magical, unknowable, unteachable. Those who subscribe to that myth believe that the world is divided into two parts: those who are funny, and those who ain't. And if you ain't, well, sorry Charley, that's all she wrote. I have a simple response to that: Bull.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

My dad was still living when I died. I hope he ends up in a nice Hell. A

There are fun programs with jokes in them, there are exciting programs which do The Right Thing, and there are sad programs which make valiant tries but don't quite fly.

When writing comedy, you have to have the confidence to believe that there is only one type of relationship in the world, and we are all having it, that all men behave in the same way and so do all women.

I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.

Longman smiled far too often. There was always mirth and merriment in his eyes. Hell, he laughed out loud when there was nothing remotely humorous in a situation. He was different. And

This is America, after all, where a man's hygiene and sense of humor are more important than his pedigree.

I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing

I made wine out of raisins so I would not have to wait for it to age.