Quotes About Humor

The most perfect humour and irony is generally quite unconscious.

I'm not attractive; this, I'm quite aware, Is not a prepossessing head of hair; It's rough and reddy, like myself; and these Are not the most symmetrical of knees.

There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.

Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.

Beautiful, neurotic. Elusive. Accused me of giving up on us first. Not sure of that. She said I didn't make enough effort to change, which is true. I'm to blame for getting testy in the end....Lost my sense of humor, which is deadly. She was surprisingly harsh, once she made up her mind that we were through....Best way to break it off, I suppose, but it left a bad taste. I would have preferred kinder memories.

Thank God genuine video phones hadn't been invented. I hadn't even grabbed a towel. Ford Prefect would despair of me.

Emily swore and he was impressed; he'd never thought to string cocksuckingsonofabitch together in one sentence. He couldn't help himself; the snort of laughter escaped before he could hold it in.

the maxim he'd always lived by: "Take every possible opportunity you can to eat and take a shit, because this county is 3,500 square miles, a third of it roadless.

shot him in the butt from three feet away and Pendergast

large outhouse.

ALLERGIES: Ex-husband and Donald Trump

I've got a question," said Tristan Glode. His voice was stentorian and without humor. "Yes, sir?" Jed said. He knew instantly Glode was the kind of man who would expect and appreciate deference and would reward it with a big tip.

His face reddened and his eyes bulged. He looked like he was ready to explode. She looked away because the intensity of his glare was almost violent in itself. Then he surprised her by snorting again and he laughed softly, shaking his head. He seemed suddenly more interested in the untouched shot and beer than he was in her confession.

You sure can sleep anywhere," she said. "It's freezing in here." "I was tired. See, I slept in Booboo's doghouse with him last night." "You're kidding! You really slept in a doghouse?...You are a nut cake, Willie." He wanted to ask her if that was better than a goofball, but for once he didn't feel like joking.

Al Czervik Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.

The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish'.

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What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!

We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.

There's always a source for humor.

With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.