Quotes About Humor

Gregori strutted toward the door. "I'm too sexy for my cape, too sexy for my fangs. Too sexy." He whirled in a circle, then struck a disco pose with a hand pointing at the ceiling. "Too sexy!" He left with a flourish of his cape.

one of my favorites: Robby gave her a skeptical look. "Ye're an angel of death. No offense, but I would call that a wee bit of harm." "We're called Deliverers, actually. And we're not supposed to take someone before their time." "How does that work?" Gregori lifted his camera, focusing on her. "I mean do you just go down a line, saying, 'Eenie meenie mynie moe, sorry, dude you gotta go'?

She stumbled back a step. "Carlos was the…?" "Panther, aye." "He's a cat?" And her boss was a dog. She shook her head. Was her next door neighbor a goldfish?

Jack grabbed Phil's arm to teleport back to Romatech. Phil muttered a curse. "If you say one word about this to the other guys, I will stake you in your sleep." "Don't worry, sweetheart. If they find out about this, I'll stake myself.

Shanna was across the room with her new husband, chatting happily with Gregori's mother. With a sly grin, Gregori motioned toward them. "Let's go congratulate Roman for taking five hundred years to find a bride.

Oh yeah. It would be terrible for you to have only one working fang. Your friends might want to call you Lefty

Connor turned to Vanda. "I'll need to check yer bag, too." "I thought you'd never ask." Vanda tossed her bag onto the table. She was ready for him this time. He opened her silver evening bag. His eyes widened. She was quite proud that she'd managed to squeeze a pair of handcuffs, a blindfold, her back massager, and a bottle of Viagra into such a tiny handbag. She smiled sweetly. "Something wrong, Connor?

We have some nachos left." Carlos motioned to a plate on the table. "But I don't suppose you're interested." "I already ate." Ian sat at the end of the table. "Anyone we know?" Carlos's amber eyes twinkled. "Ouch." He glared at Toni.

What is 45 minutes to an old goat like you?" - Vanda "I believe it is still 45 minutes." - Connor

Then Dad started going on about the complex geological formations in this part of the coast until Mum told him to shut up. But she was smiling when she said it. Lucy liked that.

platypuses irresistible proof that God likes a joke as much as anyone else. 'A platypus is intrinsically much less likely than a unicorn or a sea serpent.

They are not aesthetic like a puppy or a kitten. In fact, they always look drunk to me. Look at that one—you'd swear he had been hitting the gin.

She had always found platypuses irresistible proof that God likes a joke as much as anyone else.

Blandings White

with all the sweetness of a chocolate-coated razor-blade.

You turned red all over, Finn," Aiden said helpfully. "So did Teagan. As red as Kool-Aid." The back of Finn's neck went from pink lemonade to Blastin' Berry Cherry. "Yeah," Aiden said. "Like that." "I don't want to talk about it," Finn said.

You have a mother?" Only when I said it did I realize what a silly question it was! For heaven's sake! Gideon raised one eyebrow. "What did you expect?" he asked, amused. "You thought I was an android put together by Uncle Falk and Mr. George?

Friends of yours, eh?" I think one of them's about to faint." Oh, my god. "That's Chloe Dale," I said without turning arouind. "She suffers from high oestrogen levels. I can introduce you if you like." Gideon's smile grew wilder. "Maybe I'll take you up on that some other time. Now, come on. We still have a lot to do today." He took my arm (a loud squel could be heard from the steps and guided me towards the limousine.

Qua nesquik mosquitos.

Liv, stop it!" hissed Mia. "You look like a lovelorn sheep!" I gave a start. "As bad as that? Oh, that's terrible." I added - and I was to regret it in the course of the day - "If you see me looking like that again, give me a nudge or throw something at me. Promise?" "With pleasure," said Mia, and three hours later, because she always kept her promises, I was black and blue around the ribs and had been hit by assorted flying objects: several chestnuts, a spoon, and a blueberry muffin.

Just so long as Charlotte doesn't know what was going on," said Lesley. "Don't worry, she went to her room in a fury just because I put down the word cardscissors. "Which as everyone knows are scissors for cutting cards," said Xemerius. "Essential in every household.

Thank you! It's really cool to have a boyfriend who's a medical student." Gideon grinned. "I swear that's the last time I ever vaccinate anyone. Patients are so ungrateful.

I shook my head. "Go on, swear it!" "I swear by my life!" cried Aunt Maddy happily. "I swear," murmured the others, rather embarrassed. Nick began giggling nervously, because Aunt Maddy had begum humming the national anthem to show what a solemn occasion it was.

Ich sehe mehr aus wie - wenn ich es mir recht überlege sehe ich keiner berühmten Persönlichkeit irgendwie ähnlich, aber manchmal sah ich aus wie ein Blumenkohl.