Quotes About Humor

He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin.

Apparently, he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine, if you get my drift.

You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.

Cheap? If he was at the Last Supper, he would have asked for separate checks!

Why does our host always have tears in his eyes after sex? Due to the pepper spray.

His voice is to entertainment what the kazoo is to classical music.

If he can remember so many jokes With all the details that mold them, Why can't he recall, with equal skill, All the times he told them!

A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

Jesters do often prove prophets.

He laughs best who laughs last.

To provoke laughter without joining in it greatly heightens the effect.

I hasten to laugh at everything, for fear of being obliged to weep.

The man who cannot laugh is not only fit for treasons, strategems, and spoils, but his whole life is already a treason and a stratagem.

Man is the only creature endowed with the power of laughter.

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter.

Nothing is more silly than silly laughter.

"If the law supposes that," said Mr. Bumble, "the law is a ass, a idiot."

Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Life's a very funny proposition, after all.

Humor is the healthy way of feeling "distance" between one's self and the problem, a way of standing off and looking at one's problems with perspective.

Humor has great power to heal on an emotional level. You can't hold anger, you can't hold fear, you can't hold hurt while you're laughing.

Humor enables one to live in the midst of tragic events without becoming a tragic figure.

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.

Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.