Quotes About Humor

If wit is the most sophisticated form of humor, pranks are the most juvenile.

If you get frustrated and unhappy with yourself, then there is going to be a problem. You have to laugh at yourself and laugh at your mechanism that is out of gear.

After wisdom comes wit.

Music-hall songs provide the dull with wit, just as proverbs provide them with wisdom.

First of all, learn to laugh at yourself. That's the best way to enjoy yourself, you know, and not to spend much time in the mirror, that's another way.

As a writer, you have control: You can play around with your own thoughts and when you find those insufficient, draw upon others': their wisdom, their humor, their failings.

You know you've been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

Don't take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway

Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.

Daniel Webster struck me much like a steam engine in trousers.

As the French say, there are three sexes—men, women, and clergymen.

You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.

An unemployed court jester is nobody's fool.

Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of humor.

At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic.

As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much Whatever The Hell You Want, and Expensive Attorney.

Stairs. This is Hell. Hell is stairs, was all Theo could think. I'd sell my soul for a goddamn elevator. But I don't have a soul, do I? I'm some kind of fairy. Okay, settle for an escalator, then.

Being able to make people laugh is great, but it takes on a different meaning if they are laughing at you, not with you.

Czy ja wygl?dam na zamachowca? -Niech pan spyta swojej ?ony.

Papieros na czczo to niezdrowo, ale seta kartoflanki to po prostu ?mier?. Mo?e i lepiej.

U was zawsze ironia i ironia.

A liberal is a socialist with a wife and two children.

The first sign of senility is loss of memory. I forget the other two.