Quotes About Humor

Here's a man who was twice elected to the most powerful position on Earth despite needing a TelePrompTer to correctly identify what year it was.

When you say "Holy Man", I immediately think of Eddie Murphy's finest hour. If it's anything comparable, I'm excited.

If Adam had had a real hairy back, we probably wouldn't be here today.

Men would eat horse droppings, if ye served them wi' butter.

Had I managed to fall into some sort of carnivorous plant? Yeah, bleed on the man-eating plant. Always a good plan.

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

I think the biggest influence on the book, as far as the humor goes, comes, at least indirectly, from the men I worked with in the paper mill. Some of them could make a dog laugh.

Man, it just cost me five dollars to beat my own meat... God bless the United States of America.

Wales! Where the men are men and the sheep are scared!

Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.

I'm a holy man minus the holiness. Hand that on to your three spies, and tell them to put it in their pipes.

I remember taking great pride in making Brad Pitt laugh. I always had a soft spot for him. He's such a sweet, sweet man.

The white man gets all the best catchphrases!

There was an Old Man with an owl, Who continued to bother and howl; He sate on a rail, and imbibed bitter ale, Which refreshed that Old Man and his owl.

Do you know what laughter is? I'll tell you. It's God's mistake. When God made man in order to bend him to his wishes he carelessly gave him the gift of laughter.

My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care.

Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist

I like my man to be witty; he needs a sense of humour and needs to be extremely well-mannered.

Many people will laugh at the drop of a hat, especially if the man is still in it.

The last man that makes a joke owns it.

A man does not please long when he has only species of wit.

If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.

Men's happiness and misery depends altogether as much upon their own humor as it does upon fortune.

A man walked into a shop and asked, "How much are your eggs?" He said "£1.40 a dozen". He then asked: "How much are your cracked ones?" He said: "35p". He said: "Crack us four dozen."