Quotes About Humor

What kind of man can name a child Moon Unit?

A man who whinnies with noisy laughter, surpasses all the animals in vulgarity.

Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit.

Really, Channing," remonstrated Alexia, "did you have to eat the man's dog? I am convinced you will experience terrible indigestion.

A man was attacking me with a wet handkerchief.

All men should be required to have their marital status tattooed on their foreheads.

Nothing reveals a man's character better than the kind of joke at which he takes offense.

The salvation of the world depends on the men who will not take evil good-humouredly, and whose laughter destroys the fool instead of encouraging him.

An art thief is a man who takes pictures.

We Batchelors laugh and shew our teeth, but you married men laugh till your hearts ake.

They say it grows so cold up here in winter that a man's laughter freezes in his throat and chokes him to death," Ned said evenly. "Perhaps that is why the Starks have so little humor.

Of course you know him. Everyone knows a pear-shaped man.

It's always a longer walk to the men's room, buckaroo.

The comedy of man survives the tragedy of man.

...it is not necessary to the child to awaken to the sense of the strange and humorous by giving a man a luminous nose...to the child it is sufficiently strange and humorous to have a nose at all.

Every man is important if he loses his life;and every man is funny if he loses his hat and has to run after it.

Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

"You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress."

OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.

Men are like dogs," Stacy was fond of saying. And she usually went on to add that, like dogs, they all took up too much space on the bed, and they always went for the crotch.

I think if a girl who liked 'Party Down' found out that her boyfriend liked 'Two and a Half Men,' she would break up with him.

We're of one mind, Grenville and I, and the mind is hers, on account of my being a man and not having one.

Lovely was my compliment. Could you not come up with your own?" "Lord Paen said compliment her, he did not say we had to be creative about it," the second man pointed out with a shrug

Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints.