Quotes About Humor

Really, more than anything, The 2000 Year Old Man is a huge influence on all of our comedy, but specifically the live version of Oh, Hello.

The man's got more money than God, and he sends you a bag of coffee?

man, i would have peeled off my shirt faster than you can say bubba loves trucks.

All men come to resemble their fathers. That isn't a tragedy. But you need a hell of a sense of humor to handle it.

You are a sick, sick man," I told him. "Thank you," Ben replied, looking modest.

...things I had come to find humor in would make your honest man swoon.

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter, because I really am quite the joke.

Never, never tell jokes about a man with easy access to weapons of mass destruction.

I'm not a man who constantly thinks up jokes.

I don't have to write jokes. I don't have to write insults. If you ask the man of the hour in the hot seat, my mere existence is clearly insult enough.

Because you know, I'm your best friend, but you're just not that badass, man.

Being able to laugh is sexy in a man or woman.

My dad's one of the funniest men in the world. I grew up with him making me laugh so much I'd beg him to stop.

I go up in the supermarkets and people always go what are you doing here and I go I'm hungry in a sarcastic but nice way just to let them know yo I'm human too man.

I had a very real fear of spiders until one bit me. I got bitten by a redback spider in Australia and I've never been frightened of them since. Maybe I've turned into Spider-man.

Mr. Dallstrom is a bald, scarecrow of a man with a poochy stomache. Think of a pregnant Abraham Lincoln.

Wait a minute man, who do you think I am? He answered, Mr. Springsteen.

MEN, Charlene said. Leave that to you! Willa quipped.

I'm a very, very handsome man, and have had to come to terms with it... um, do I like the way I look? In the right light, and with a following wind.

A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this.

I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!

Nothing so uncertain as general reputation. A man injures me from humor, passion, or interest; hates me because he has injured me; and speaks ill of me because he hates me.

Life is full of amusement to an amusing man.

The man that has anything bountifully laughable about him, be sure there is more in that man than you perhaps think for.