Quotes About Humor

I myself prefer to laugh, Because there is less cleaning do to do afterwards.

I myself prefer to laugh, Because there is less cleaning to do afterwards.

People ask me what I'm doing tomorrow. I'm married. Please ask my wife what I want to do tomorrow.

Dear God... Please tell momma that REAL Cowboys don't take baths they just DUST OFF. -Amen-

Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries? They are free of charge!

life is delicate, its fragile, it's a precious thing. And sometimes life is so funny that you just have to laugh.

Somedays I think!!! "I married a damned cereal killer.

You make me laugh when I want to cry.

I will always laugh with you, when you make a fool of yourself.

The hell with the toilet paper. I'm grabbing the the Steaks. I can always wash my ass, I'm feeding my ass.

Three things I shall have till I die: Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.

Sometimes I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people." If that makes me a bitch, okay.

Seriously. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, history would have been different.

My body needs laughter In life, "You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry

Damn cowboy, Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time.

I will be posting telepathically today... So, if you think of something funny that was me.

I'd rather be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

On Facebook, I want to change my name to Nobody so when someone posts something really stupid, I can like their post and it will say... Nobody likes this.

I hated that the soldier doll had my name. I mean, please. I didn't play with him much. He was another Christmas present from my clueless grandparents. One time when they were visiting, my grandpa asked me if G.I. Joe had been in any wars lately. I said, No, but he and Ken got married last week. Every Christmas since then, my grandparents have sent me a check.

Harold (about max): he looks kinda like a football couch Chester (sarcastically): Yay team rah rah. if he says anything athletic i'll scream max: want to jog? (chester screams).

But we are living in a skeptical and, if I may use the phrase, a thought-tormented age; and sometimes I fear that this new generation, educated or hypereducated as it is, will lack those qualities of humanity, of hospitality, of kindly humor which belonged to an older day..

Redheaded women buck like goats.

I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.

I'll tickle his catastrophe.