Quotes About Humor

Instead, she threw her head back and laughed, displaying a mouth full of gums and one sole yellow tooth, which stood out like a clump of butter on a plate.

He was apparently a small man, according to Mr. Higgins, "with girly features, curly hair . . . and the heart of a rascal.

Sleep well, gentlemen, for tomorrow we become connoisseurs of shite.

Jesus Christ walks into a hotel... He hands the innkeeper three nails and he asks... Can you put me up for the night

I vill eat nine Snikuhs bahs visout bahfing

So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl. -Max

He [Iggy] started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. "You're black." "I prefer canine-American," said Total.

Max: Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you. Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy) Max: (throws another pinecone at him) Iggy: Quit throwing things at me! Max: Glad you could join us.

Besides my great fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.

Gazzy: (Hugging himself and jumping up and down) I'm brilliant! I'm a genius! I can blow up the world! Max: (Raises her eyebrows) Gazzy: Not that I would want to, of course, (coughs)

I offered to pee on him, but they said no

Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can.

I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!-Gazzy

It's funny how different people are. If I'd been this kid and someone was snarling Ordering a pizza? at me, without even thinking, I would have snarled back Yeah. You want pepperoni? -Maximum Ride

If your going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.

The hamster called. He wants his home back.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?

Gazzy called over to me I can't see anything! I can't see anything either, Iggy complained. I'm rolling my eyes, Ig. I had to tell him that because he couldn't see me do it, what with his blindness and all.

Fang looked at me, hope in his eyes, and I smirked at him. I save the huge emotional kissy-face for imminent death scenes. This probably didn't qualify.

I shot him the bird. (Get it? I shot him the—never mind.)

Angel raised her hand. Excuse me. What does LTC stand for? She blinked innocently. Loving Tender Care?Gazzy suggested.If our instructor had had lasers for eyes, he would have sliced Gazzy in half. Lieutenant colonel, he sputtered.

It sucked, but it was way cool at the same time, Gazzy said. I felt like the Blue Angels! Yeah, except the blue Angels are an extremely well funded, well equipped, well trained, well fed, and no doubt squeaky-clean group of crack navy pilots, I said. And we're a bunch of unfunded, unequipped, semitrained, not nearly well fed enough, and filthy mongrel avian-human hybrids. But other than that, it's exactly the same.

Have you guys been playing in toxic waste again? Fang asked severely, putting his hands on his hips. Nudge giggled. No. Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Fang went on. Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum? No, no, no, said Iggy. He started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. You're black. I prefer canine-American. said Total. When's that pie coming? I'm starving.