Quotes About Humor

FUNNYHURRICANEKID.

He's also possibly the funniest person I've ever met. He's even funnier than that sit-down/stand-up comedian kid I heard about, Jamie Grimm.

what's the best way to catch a fish?" Angel asked again. Oh. "I don't know?" I said warily. "Have someone throw it to you!" Angel laughed, I groaned, and, next to me, Total chuckled.

I mean Zeke McDonald and Kenny Patel, the left and right butt cheeks of Cathedral School of the Arts.

IRAT, which, come to think of it, sounds like a rodent version of iTunes.

two atoms are walking along. One of them says, 'Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.' 'Are you sure?' says the other. 'Yes, I'm positive.

my forehead and armpits are spritzing like a berserk watering can cursed by an angry garden gnome. I roll out to center stage and fiddle with the microphone

We might be forced to eat raw s'mores

wasps are as big as birds and have definite anger-management issues.

Jersey the "armpit of the universe.

In case you were wondering, Jacobi said, you snore. Purr, I corrected. I purr.

We aim to please. So you aim, too, please. I saw that once on a sign. Over a urinal!

I thought we'd whip up some French toast," says Uncle Frankie. "Should I plug in the toaster?" asks Gaynor.

what you call a blind rabbit sitting on your face? An unsightly facial hare.

For instance, atoms. Seriously. When was the last time you heard a guy on TV joking about protons, neutrons, and electrons?

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID, he just whipped out a quarter?

Two things, Bick," Kaiyo screeched back at me. "One—where have you been all my life? Two—can you please go back there? Pronto?" Storm rolled her eyes at that one.

I could have farted out loud, and it would have been less embarrassing than the silence. Finally

wanted a toilet

It's so old, I think when it opened, Burger King was still a prince.

I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!" Gazzy barked. Then the five of us were laughing—literally in the face of death.

Bacon. Pig. Cops are pigs. Get it? Freaking hilarious, no?)

He's playing Linus. Lucy's supposed to be his sister. How's that going to look? I mean, in the comic strip, Lucy only has black hair." Her whole table titter-giggles. "I guess this is why the show is called You're a Good Man, Charlie… Brown!" Meredith

Nuke Khatchadorian.