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Quotes About Humor

Sing,' said the agent. 'Stop singing,' added the agent, hastily.
~ P. G. Wodehouse
All the way here he was talking about what he was going to do if he ever found you again. And now you tell me he did find you. What happened? Didn't he eat you?' 'No, miss.' 'Probably on a diet.
~ P. G. Wodehouse
A guy once told me that girls' purses reminded him of spiders.
~ P.C. and Kristin Cast
Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches
~ P.C. Cast
He's not the brightest crayola in the pack.
~ P.C. Cast
Zo, I'm not a damn pussy!' Erik, looking very tall and full-grown, kick-your-butt vampyre-like, snorted sarcastically and then said, 'No, you're a damn human. Wait, that does make you a pussy!
~ P.C. Cast
Becky Renee Apple - can you believe her mom named her that and then had all of her sweaters monogramed with 'BRA'?
~ P.C. Cast
And, as Stevie Rae would have said, Kalona was as wrong as manboobs.
~ P.C. Cast
I waited for my thighs and butt to uncramp. Of course, they didn't know the loosening rule. They were screaming things like *Are you crazy? Do you know we're thirty-five years old? Sit down and feed us a Twinkie!
~ P.C. Cast
If I died, would it get me out of my geometry test tomorrow? One could only hope. - Zoey Mongomery (Redbird)
~ P.C. Cast
Oh, Zoeybird, did I call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey outloud?' 'Yes, Grandma, you did.' She looked at me, her dark eyes sparkling. 'Good.
~ P.C. Cast
Something must be wrong with me to stop a good girl-on-girl fight
~ P.C. Cast
They're Twin-like, Shaunee said. Hilarious, Erin agreed. Shut up! Aphrodite and Stevie Rae said together, which made the Twins convulse into laughter.
~ P.C. Cast
Okay, well, let's do a little reenactment. I'm the gay-looking DiCaprio and you're Rose. You have to keep your eyes open and on my face, or you'll have to let me go and I'll turn into a huge gay Popsicle.
~ P.C. Cast
man, i would have peeled off my shirt faster than you can say bubba loves trucks.
~ P.C. Cast
Neferet fell smack on her butt.
~ P.C. Cast
I know dead. I've been there, done that and got the freakin' T-shirt.
~ P.C. Cast
I've married a friggin horse. And he bites.
~ P.C. Cast
Hey, which one of them is supposed to be your boyfriend?" Stark asked me. Even in the terrible shape he was in, he caught my glance with his. His voice was scratchy, and he sounded scarily weak, but his eyes sparkled with humor. "I am!" Heath and Erik said together.
~ P.C. Cast
No, my young apprentice. You said the exact right thing. Again. I'm just laughing at life. Why? he asked, opening both his eyes. Because sometimes it's either laugh or cry. I prefer laugh. How about you?
~ P.C. Cast
Over Kyle's shoulder she could see grandpa, looking like a cross between a grizzly bear and a giant pissed-off blowfish.
~ P.C. Cast
Clearly, the Goddess has a sense of humor.
~ P.C. Cast
Yes, I'm married, but I'm not a corpse.
~ P.C. Cast
Been dead, done that got a fricken t-shirt
~ P.C. Cast