Quotes About Humor

Laughter is the yesterday's slight beard, the negligee among emotions.

And don't forget to water the fuckin' goldfish.

But, Hubertus, Cayce offers, what if Dorothea is... Yes? He leans forward, palms flat on the table. A vicious lying cunt? Bigend giggles, a deeply alarming sound. Well, he says, we are in the business of advertising, after all. He smiles.

But she still didn't get what the United States did either, in Wilf's world. He made it sound like the nation-state equivalent of Conner, minus the sense of humor, but she supposed that might not be so far off, even today.

You are the artiste of the slightly funny deal.

Not fair let me see your anal gland pretty please with a cherry on top!

I'm not witch. I'm your wife.

Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle. Valerie: Think it'll work? Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.

Is this a kissing book?

Duhhhhhhh, tanks, Buttercup.

Wow, brains as well as boobs.

myself am often surprised at life's little quirks

This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)

Back, Witch— I'm not a witch, I'm your wife—

One final silly face. One blessed responding laugh. Fezzik closed his eyes then, thinking only this: thank God I was a giant after all....

Anybody want a peanut?

I got to belch my witch; she's done eating by now.

You mean you'll forgive me completely for saving your life if I completely forgive you for saving mine? You're my friend, my only one. Pathetic, that's what we are, Inigo said. Athletic.

William Goldman

Oh, yes. I'm terribly smart. Wouldn't it have been nice... to be intelligent?

I thought of a bad pun: "I'm going from bad to Hearst.

So...I'm the funny one? I'm the funny sidekick ? . . . That's no way to talk about anyone! To say they're just hangers-on to someone more important .

Strictly speaking, she thought, this place was a cross between a forest and a jungle. "This is a jorest," she said to Hemi. "Yeah," he said. "No, it's a fungle." They grinned.

Yeah but," Collingswood said cautiously. "Only, it's not totally admirable, is it, given that it's total fucking bollocks." They stared some more. "Well," Vardy said. "That is true. I would have to concede that, unfortunately." Neither of them laughed, but they could have done.