Quotes About Humor

MATTIE FAE: I'm still very sexy, thank you very much. VIOLET: You're about as sexy as a wet cardboard box, Mattie Fae, you and me both. Don't kid yourself.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor.

Oh dear,"cried Rhonda just then, for Mr. Benedict, awash in strong emotion, has gone to sleep.with a sudden loud snore he toppled forward into the attentive arms of Rhonda and Number Two, who eased him to the floor. "What's wrong with him?" Constance asked. "He has narcolepsy," said Kate. "He steals a lot?" "That's kleptomania," Sticky said. "Mr. Benedict sleeps a lot.

He'd been about to make a joke, but he kept it to himself.

Just picking her nose.

And please don't call me that." I didn't call you 'that', I called you George Washington.

What is life without laughter?

Reynie's fce fell. 'It's not funny, Kate.' For a moment - a fleeting moment - Kate looked desperately sad. 'Well, of course it's not funny, Reynie Muldoon. But what do you want me to do? Cry?

That's bollocks,' said Owen's voice over the loudspeakers. 'That a medical term?' asked Jack. 'It is when I use it.

The policeman looked him up and down and Jack raised an eyebrow. 'Want my phone number, constable?

There was a clatter of footsteps on the flooring, and they looked up to see Owen approaching. He was trying to conceal his sheepishness behind an arrogant façade, and almost – but not quite – failing. 'I know, I know,' he said, holding up his hands. 'Don't all rush to hug me, you'll only embarrass me.' 'Hug you?' queried Jack. 'Hey, even I have standards.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

Most people I know are not hard-core religious people. They are what I would call 'lightly religious.' So I don't buy the notion that we can't laugh about religion in America.

I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.

You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.

There are more men lurking in sheds in my garden than in any D.H. Lawrence novel.

What are you doing tonight?' 'Sex, drugs, tattooing our arms with old syringes off the street, that kind of thing,' he said good-naturedly.

You realize I'm probably not going to be able to walk tomorrow," she grumbled. Nathan shook his head, but she didn't miss the spark of humor in his gaze before he lowered it briefly. "That's what you get for being difficult to a Dom with a big dick.

Laughter is tranquilizer without side effects.

Eat grass, throw up. Doesn't sound like fun, but is.

I didn't know Spartans came equipped with a sense of humor. Does that cost extra?" "No, sir," Fred said. "It's more of an operational bug.