Quotes About Humor

You big sap," he said. "And I can't even punch you to shut you up." "You could," she said. "That would be pretty funny for me.

bet you could kill a dragon with the smell of your armpits, though.

can do that!" Peril said cheerfully. "I'll practice my menacing face right now. Rrrrgh. Hrrgrrrmbrrgh. Rrrroarrrrg." "You sound like you're digesting an overweight grizzly bear," Scarlet commented acidly.

Bring me back a banaaaaaaana!" Mindreader called after him as Mightyclaws darted away.

Is she safe to be around?" Winter asked harshly. "What do you think?" He tilted his head at Moon. "I AM," Peril said. She thought MUSHROOMS AND MONGOOSES at the NightWing as loud as she could, and Moon started giggling.

One of her daughters sneezed, someone alert the chefs we need a cake! It's kind of exhausting.

Coconut," he whispered. "Um. Would you please go hit my grandfather?

We are NOT calling it magical death spit!!" -Glory

As if sloths were parading out of her ears.

Tsunami whirled to glare at Starflight, her gills pulsing. "Say that to my face." "I am saying it to your face," he said. "Or was I saying it to your rear end? It's easy to get the two confused." He ducked behind Clay before Tsunami could even bare her teeth at him. "Hey, stop. Quit snarling at each other like mini Kestrels,

Well, thank you," she said. "Although I'm going to vote against calling it 'magical death spit,' please.

I'd rather have pie," Kinkajou said.

camel-chewing, snore-a-minute son of a toad.

That's true, because I would have ripped off your tail and beaten you with it first," Winter said. "Nice," Qibli said from the shore. "Not the face this time. Very creative.

I like your weird little laugh wrinkles." "I like your weird little way you mispronounce words." "I BEG your pardon. YOU'RE the one who says things all squonkily.

you're a handsome idiot," she said affectionately. "And I'll tell you later.

Oooo, the perfect title for my memoir," she said, grinning. "Right about Almost Everything, by Cricket.

We are NOT CALLING IT MAGICAL DEATH SPIT," Glory said.

I WON'T get upset!" Cliff shouted. "I want! to SEE! MOMMY KILL GRANDMA!" Peril had to stifle a giggle. "All right, you bloodthirsty little barbarian

We'll probably end up married one day," Qibli said. The only reply Winter made to this was a snort so vigorous he nearly knocked himself over.

That's true." Clay's wings drooped. "It might not be what you're hoping for, Tsunami. Like finding out my mother sold me for a cow." "Hey." said Glory. "It was at least two cows.

I also wouldn't have eaten that thing this morning that looked like a slug and turned out to be a slug.

You're right," she said. "All my life I have desperately wanted an ugly necklace." "Hey," Chameleon protested, as Queen Scarlet gave a shout of laughter. "Especially one that will melt the moment I put it on," Peril said. "Thank you soooooo much! Best dad ever." "This is the kind of parenting fun you've missed out on,

But you're still better company than the pigeons. All they want to talk about is nest design and who to poop on.