Quotes About Humor

Conquered people tend to be witty.

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.

I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.

If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert

God bless America. But God, please help Canada.

The only weapon we have is comedy.

There is no place in the world, I imagine, for a philosopher with a sense of humor, a new leisure, and an inquiring turn of mind!

To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.

It strains a man's philosophy the worst kind to laugh when he gets beat.

I think we all have a similar philosophy about comedy and comic performance which is that it's at its best when you can see the pleasure the performer has, when you can see a glimmer in the eye.

I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain.

I don't know that I have a single comedy philosophy. But talking about things that matter to you is a good place to start. Listening is a big part of it, too.

Especially the transcendental philosophy needs the leaven of humor to render it light and digestible.

Tantra is only recommended for someone who has a very developed will power, a terrific sense of humor, and a sense that nothing else matters but God and self-realization.

I'm doing philosophy like an old woman, first I'm looking for my pencil, then I'm looking for my glasses, then I'm looking for my pencil again.

The Flinstones wore furs, they ate red meat, and had a stoneage philosophy. In fact, they were the first Republicans.

Sometimes absurd logic can be amusing and heart-touching.

Who's got the last laugh now?If you will pardon the expression.

A full glass of patience with a pinch of sarcasm is all you need to deal~

When one wishes to play the wit, he sometimes wanders a little from the truth.

What doesn't kill you makes a good story.

How to live spiritually:- Love and appreciate yourself- Be honest with yourself- Express yourself truthfully- Know you are abundance- Remember to use humor- Don't forget to choose

Don't make me come down there. - God